Friday, December 14, 2012

Evidence of my TV addiction

Last night I had one of the weirdest dreams I've had in a long time, and it proved to me that I have been watching WAY too much tv. Here's what happened: a bunch of people were kidnapped by the guy who plays Danny on The Mindy Project. He was a creepy but lonely (and bored) millionaire who decided he wanted to reenact the Hunger Games. So he kidnaps me (and I am myself, but I look like Reviva from Underemployed, which I was watching last night), several cast members of Glee (including Chord Overstreet, the girl who plays Tina Chang, the guy who plays Kurt, and a few more I can't remember), Shay Mitchell from Pretty Little Liars, and Nick Miller from New Girl. He places us all in a glass cage and orders us to fight to death or he will kill us all himself. Only one can live. At first no one fights but then he shoots one of the contestants, after which they all start in. At one point he electrifies all of the weapons so that we can't pick them up, so that everyone is forced to fight hand-to-hand combat. Early in the game (I've been hiding and avoiding mutilation), he pulls me out of the competition. He says it's because of my child. (I don't actually have a child, but Reviva from Underemployed does... so maybe I was more her than me.) He makes me sit out next to him and watch the rest of the contestants kill each other. A little later he pulls Nick Miller out too but doesn't say why. Eventually, all of the contestants are dead because the last one was stabbed already and he bled to death. He forces Nick and I to return to the arena and threatens to kill my baby if we don't fight. Instantly I pick up one of the electrified guns and shoot Nick in the chest. Now the weirdest part: at the end of the dream, right before I woke up, everyone that was dead in the arena, including Nick, stands up. None of them were actually dead. They were all hired actors, in on it, except for me. That's when I woke up. It was an intense dream.

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